lucifers-blog:

mistercakesblog:

Why is everyone on tumblr obsessed with butts and Satan? Seriously.

why not

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

this-is-clarity:

So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.

Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” 

Legolas is Moon Moon

itsnotthesaharadesert:

castielliarmus:

jesuschristvevo:

do u ever look at someone and just like wow u have really nice eyebrows

[sound of matt smith crying in the distance]

magicconchshell:

imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour

tilleveryoneissingingla:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

Omg this is me too

tom-highdelsun:

thegestianpoet:

i enjoyed all three iron man movies but i would literally enjoy a movie that was robert downey junior doing nothing but running around in a field pretending to be an airplane so i think i might be a wee bit biased in terms of legitimate film criticism