ciao

foreveralone-lyguy:

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

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DESOLATION OF SMAUG TRAILER TODAY FLKIJFIERWJG

castiel-hasfallen:

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balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

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MERP

I’m leaving here in a few to the recruiting station to leave for basic training soon. I’ll be off for a few months maybe. Until later see yaaa. ( :

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badwolfand10thdoctor:

rawr-says-taco:

wartortles:

do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving ur body

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admit it, we all yawned when we saw this

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tanniibal:

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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kimdash:

This nigga
looking up ‘ear hats’ on tumblr Tags

little-town:

what i wanted

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what i found

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kisslng:

you’re lying if you say that you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you were talented, then were so disappointed when you listened to it over that you deleted it and pretended it never happened

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  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
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decourfeynated:

sherlocks-assbutt:

Supernatural taught me that family doesn’t end in blood.

Sherlock taught me that anyone can find a good friend.

Doctor Who taught me that everyone is important.

Merlin taught me that social ranks don’t mean everything.

Harry Potter taught me that everyone is unique.

Hannibal taught me the best cuts of meat on a person.

and Les Mis taught me how to sing and cry at the same time.

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