ciao

1500hp:

the aight gatsby

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gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

279,785 notes

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

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darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

170,250 notes

cexjay:

slip ur hand up my skirt while we’re havin dinner w ur parents

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travelswithtardis:

randomlittlespark:

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk

the caption is what got me

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

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aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is
ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
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