ciao

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

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sneakyfeets:

thlp
dulect:


watcha got there

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

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watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
zftw:


we need to talk about that house loan
callurnspooky:

"BOOP"
"DAMMIT STEVE"
release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING
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