ciao

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

226,099 notes

poshprepster:


The Great Gatsby

This by far was the most well planned out scene layout and my favorite.

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

376,009 notes

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

89,952 notes

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

195,711 notes

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

818,356 notes

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

151,398 notes

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

192,007 notes

If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards

216,906 notes

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

1,141,547 notes

oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

59,535 notes

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt
credit